So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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