i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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