sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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