I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
