He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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