He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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