Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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