Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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