No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
this will be a night to untag.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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