This is not my ceiling
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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