Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We got so high we made milksteak
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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