No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
