I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
