It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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