Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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