I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
