I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Randomize
