I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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