it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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