oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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