i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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