we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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