Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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