I'm really into asian looking animals
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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