Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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