Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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