I want to make a zoo with you.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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