I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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