is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Randomize
