I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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