Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
