Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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