I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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