playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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