How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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