my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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