chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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