Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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