and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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