Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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