Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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