You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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