she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Randomize
