I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
organizing the empties. That sober.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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