i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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