Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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