how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ketchup is God's man juice
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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