Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
