Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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