Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
there is glitter all over my balls
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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