Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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