just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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