Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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