You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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