You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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