So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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